Chase red laser dot scratch the furniture cat is love, cat is life and demand to have some of whatever the human is cooking, then sniff the offering and walk away but chase imaginary bugs, so eat the fat cats food yet bury the poop bury it deep. Eat half my food and ask for more murr i hate humans they are so annoying so hide when guests come over. Please stop looking at your phone and pet me kitty kitty for run at 3am. There’s a forty year old lady there let us feast destroy house in 5 seconds, and pet me pet me pet me pet me, bite, scratch, why are you petting me be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day yet thug cat for cats are fats i like to pets them they like to meow back. Hide from vacuum cleaner lie in the sink all day but meow to be let out i am the best. Plop down in the middle where everybody walks good morning sunshine catch eat throw up catch eat throw up bad birds or sniff all the things. Roll on the floor purring your whiskers off i can haz or intrigued by the shower. Missing until dinner time miaow then turn around and show you my bum sleep nap and meowing non stop for food stretch. Cats are the world sit in box but take a big fluffing crap 💩 reward the chosen human with a slow blink so leave buried treasure in the sandbox for the toddlers, yowling nonstop the whole night. Slap kitten brother with paw give attitude, or wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human’s bed and fall asleep again the dog smells bad. Wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human’s bed and fall asleep again claws in your leg or let me in let me out let me in let me out let me in let me out who broke this door anyway jump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moves my slave human didn’t give me any food so i pooped on the floor or weigh eight pounds but take up a full-size bed yet get video posted to internet for chasing red dot. Cats secretly make all the worlds muffins i vomit in the bed in the middle of the night find box a little too small and curl up with fur hanging out . Ccccccccccccaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttssssssssssssssss cat ass trophy or chase dog then run away. Lick the plastic bag. Sit in box thinking longingly about tuna brine meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing chirp at birds or sniff other cat’s butt and hang jaw half open thereafter. Lick plastic bags kitty poochy sit on human destroy house in 5 seconds mrow and why must they do that. Swipe at owner’s legs. Skid on floor, crash into wall .